Philip VanOrman

Biography
Philip has been told that he looks like he should be dating a supermodel, until he starts talking. Despite this, he is #husbandmaterial and his talents include cooking, cleaning, fish and reptile husbandry, and pretending like he knows how to roller skate. Philip's claim to Kalamazoo Civic stardom is his ability to bounce a curtain that bodily lifts him two and a half feet off the ground.
Civic Credits
The Compleat Wrks of Wllm Shkspr Abridged
Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein